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Submit your own dialogue! I'll announce my three favorites on Wednesday. Winners will receive gold, silver or bronze bragging rights. ;D

More about B’wana Beast, for those who might use the information.




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txanne
Nov. 29th, 2010 06:00 am (UTC)
One quick question--who's J. Random Hotpants?
kimonos_house
Nov. 29th, 2010 06:01 am (UTC)
B'wana Beast, but I like your name better. XD

Added a link, since people might want to know these things!

Edited at 2010-11-29 06:06 am (UTC)
txanne
Nov. 29th, 2010 06:34 am (UTC)
Aw, crud. If he's not some cat guy that totally ruins my joke!
kimonos_house
Nov. 29th, 2010 06:55 am (UTC)
It'd be unfair for me to help contestants, so...
txanne
Nov. 29th, 2010 06:59 am (UTC)
Hah, no, it's just...if he *were* the giant cat-guy that his hotpants seem to imply, and the cabbage were the giant ball of purple yarn I thought it was at first glance, he'd say I HAS YARN. And Supes would say, "No, that's cabbage." PURPLE YARN. "Um, cabbage." OM NOM. YARN.

And so on.
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lemmings_world
Nov. 29th, 2010 03:31 pm (UTC)
I'll try!
Superman: Welcome to this week's episode! I am, of course, Superman, and joining me today is-
B'wanna: Akward.

Superman: I thought your name was B'wanna Beast. What's wrong?
B'wanna: This. Look at the difference here.

B'wanna: You have a body-covering costume AND cape, while I stand here in my painted on skivies and dishtowel loincloth. Every shot of me is just focused on my abs.
Superman: What's your point?

B'wanna: If I didn't know any better I'd say that you were just trying to improve your ratings with the single female crowd.
Superman: Nonsense! We have a high moral standard in this studio!

Superman: Now stand still while I accidentally pour this on your chest.
spottedzebra
Dec. 1st, 2010 04:08 pm (UTC)
Re: I'll try!
Bahaha, I love this!
txanne
Dec. 1st, 2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
Sorry about the punchline or lack thereof. Anyway.

Supes: Hello, this is Cooking with Superman! I’m here with my guest J. Random Hotpants.
Cat Guy: I HAS YARN.
Supes: No, that’s a cabbage.
Cat Guy: PURPLE YARN.
Cat Guy: YARN LOL FOREVER.
Supes: Dude. It’s a cabbage.
Cat Guy: PLANTS IS NOT FUD. PLANTS IS WHAT FUD EETS.
Supes: Okay!
Supes: Next week on Cooking with Superman, “How to Make Tim-Tams.”

jimdimitri
Dec. 2nd, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
Here's my attempt! Very cute idea for a comic. C:

1. Superman: Hello, welcome to Cooking with Superman.
B’wana: Or as it shall soon be known, What’s Cooking Good Looking!

2. Superman: Pardon?
B’wana: You heard me! I have come to take over your silly little cooking show! (Optional: “Evil Laughter” sound effect)

3. B’wana: Behold! A mighty lump of Pink Kryptonite! Soon its radiation shall overwhelm your sissified heart, making you utterly susceptible to my Hulka-maniac good looks, and the show shall be mine!
Superman: I hate to interrupt your fabulously evil speech, but that’s cabbage. And it’s purple.

4. B’wana: I .. but … really?
Superman: Really. And while we can use this purple cabbage to make an excellent stew or salad, it will not turn anyone gay.

5. Superman: … please tell me this is for a sundae.
rustyro
Dec. 4th, 2010 11:34 am (UTC)
Superman: Welcome to Cooking with me, Superman. Today, I am forced to admit that my guest, B'wana Beast is the... how do you say it? Teh aweshumsause.
BB: Just keep talking. Keep talking.
Superman: He will be making a... um, what does that say? Your handwriting's kind of hard to read.
BB: It says poison souffle with cyanide sauce.
BB: Now, Superman, this is your head. You said I was bad at voodoo...
Super: Did I? I take that back! OW! OW!
BB: Now the poison souffle is sufficiently punched. Superman, doesn't this look tasty?
Super: Do I really have to drink it?
Super: SECURITY!
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