“Hello Katie Readers(?), this is Debra. Unfortunately I will not be in the comic today because my computer is broken but don't worry tomorrow NT(?) it will be back ASAP in the meantime. You can use your cell phone ___.”
Auto-Transcribed Voice Post
Edit April 23:
Hello KT readers! This is Dava. Unfortunately, there will not be a new comic today because my computer is broken. But don't worry - Kimono and Minty will be back as soon as possible. In the meantime, you can amuse yourself with my Texas accent. Howdy!
Boy, does Auto-Transcribe butcher Southern speech. I'm updating from work! I should be getting a new computer soon, so hopefully, we'll be back on schedule next week.