Here in Texas, we have something called a fruit pie, a dessert you have probably heard of if you've ever watched "King of the Hill." It is not a pie in the general sense, but a pastry shell covered in a sugar glaze and filled with some sort of goo--cherry, apple, pecan or whatever. I decided I wanted a lemon fruit pie and quickly discovered they could not be found! Fruit pies are ubiquitous; you can find them in any given grocery or convenience store. Every place had cherry and apple, but not lemon. After three days of searching, I finally found my coveted pies. I'm not sure why I could not find them, but at the time, it felt like some sort of conspiracy.
If anyone is going to the San Diego Comic Con and would be willing to pick up a couple things for me, please let me know. I will gladly pay for them, plus shipping. You would be guaranteed my undying devotion (or something like that) and make a couple geeks very happy.