I’m sorry, but the mullet simply is unforgiveable.
I really liked Spiderman’s black suit the first time I saw it, but it turned out to be symbiotic goo, which is pretty gross. Most people would take their suit to the cleaners if it got alien goo all over it, but you know. It still looked cool. Then it turned out to be sentient and made Spidey all emo crazy, and they kinda lost me. Dang it, I liked that suit! It’s pretty weird how both Superman and Spiderman had black suits from outer space, though.
