Alternatively, Kimono might consider pretending to have the plague.
Many apologies for updating late two weeks in a row. It's spring in Texas, which means it either doesn't rain, and we get wildfires, or it does rain, and we get tornadoes. The sirens went off late last night, and my husband and I piled into his closet with our cats and every pillow we could grab. I really ought to have a few comics ready to go for such circumstances.