"Flying monkey squirt" is my new cussword.

So true! I was out yesterday and there was Christmas stuff! I was like I LOVE CHRISTMAS and tried to not let it bother me but after picking up one Christmas item, I just couldn't deal with it. I said, "IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET!!" and proceeded to leave the store. It just isn't right to be looking at Christmas things before Halloween has even come!!

Could just be me, but it seems even worse this year. I love Christmas, but my birthday is October 30th.. so Halloween and I are total bros and I love to collect Halloween-y things.

It is scary how before one holiday even arrives that the holiday after it has stuff out. Holiday merchandise hits earlier and earlier every year.

You should have seen the WalMart I used to work in. We had to have the Lawn & Garden department converted to Christmas by SEPTEMBER 1ST. Yes, summer isn't even over yet and we had to be Christmas. The first Christmas items started going on the shelf in early August. I think that's overdoing it just a little bit.

So scarily true.